Mutual. We've discussed it.

maurypovichofficial:

rupzi:

maurypovichofficial:

narry is nasty

The exit is through the first door on the left.

It’s big and green, you can’t miss it.

the gates of hell for shipping narry is to your right, it’s big and red. you can’t miss it

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

Most to Least Likely to Give a Fuck About What Other People Want

shitthesignssay:

  1. Pisces
  2. Libra
  3. Leo
  4. Cancer
  5. Virgo
  6. Gemini
  7. Aquarius
  8. Scorpio
  9. Capricorn
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Taurus
  12. Aries

(How to read these lists)

donnysoldier:

I FEEL SO ALIVE

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tuhree:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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tokiohotelmodel:

It makes me laugh everytime Niall attacks Liam and ends up on the ground haha

tokiohotelmodel:

It makes me laugh everytime Niall attacks Liam and ends up on the ground haha